Is sperm good to apply on skin???

[misz_addy 0]

3) Glue/ Gum whenever you run out of UHU. If it dries out just re-apply water or saliva. Keep in a tiny bottle for emergencies, for christmas stamps etc.

7) tooth whitener- apply it for 1 hour, try not to salivate during this time or consume anything. Once dry, scrapped it off. Amazing.

11) enhances any perfume, add a little to the bottle. shake it not more than 2 mins. Your perfume will last at least 40% longer when applied.

hahahaha..the multi function cream stated was really funny..

if knew can use as glue all dis while, y i owez buy?rugi alredi..dunno how much

tooth whitener?dunno how long can tahan dii..

enchance perfume?hahaha..hope wont change color or stick at our clothes/body/any part we spray..

[yin 0]

4) windscreen washer, it will cleanse the dirt and grime off your car windscreen. Chemical free

hahahaha..omg this is wayyyy funny!

[tash 0]

well am really shocked abt some of the uses of sperm....pretty disgusting i must said....well the only realistic one is that its surely made to make babies like u n me.....by the way i love akon n his songs....i guess is that because of his look u dnt like him.....well some one is known because of his amazing talent not of his look n i must said that o love osama as well...i think he is unique n a genuine man...watever hes done is because to stop america in popping their darn nose in everyone else business...dnt u think so....

[Cantopig 0]

Serious stuff from Science of Today!

sperm (spermatozoa'; chinese: 'chapp', Malay: Kuah, Tamil: ayer ) has many uses as some of you old birds may already know; it has the following benefits (product features!):

1) Facial Mask- contains amino acid and collagen just like what you all have been agreeing.

2) Breast enlargement cream, the tiny sperms will slowly massage its surface and hence will enlarge it by at least 0.2mm per application

3) Glue/ Gum whenever you run out of UHU. If it dries out just re-apply water or saliva. Keep in a tiny bottle for emergencies, for christmas stamps etc.

4) windscreen washer, it will cleanse the dirt and grime off your car windscreen. Chemical free

5) Add a teaspon to your Italian Pasta, it firms up the texture of the sauce and the pasta/ spaghetti

6) Shines your dull looking earings, bracelets etc. apply it on for 3 mins, wipe it off- you will be suprised

7) tooth whitener- apply it for 1 hour, try not to salivate during this time or consume anything. Once dry, scrapped it off. Amazing.

Minimise your pores- apply/ cement it, just dap on the open pores.

9) Nail varnish, natural, for that glowing enamel. Will also strengthen the nails.

11) enhances any perfume, add a little to the bottle. shake it not more than 2 mins. Your perfume will last at least 40% longer when applied.

12) Makes babies, like you and me.

13) Produces people like akon (i hate him), Osama .

Its the most wonderful Single product that can ever be produced by a Man. without it, Men are worthless.

Oh no.. The only comment I can give is OH NO.. haha

[icednyior 0]

sigh. Was reading the first few pages then i got bored.

anyway, back to the MAIN topic. I heard that it works but honestly, i can't even stand the smell of sperm - i think it smells like clorox- much less put it on my face. For those talking about keeping it, erm, u can't keep it coz it will stick like hell. One of my VERY bored guy fren kept his sperm in a container for a mth (Dont ask me why)and it turned green and he vomited when he opened it.

[merkcun 0]

aiyoooh y use "air mani"

yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

for those who had use the "air mani" as a mask....make sure it's clean frm any virus

[tee 0]

Salute to whose tried this method, I can't get my head around. Sounds filthy

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[entwinetwin 0]

hahaha all u gals really made me laugh...actually i laugh at myself because i tried the "mask" because of u gals..u know im quite fanatic about beauty tips hehehe...i tried it for 15sec only cannot tahan the smell lar..actually my bf put that onto my face coz i cant even touch the mask coz its smelly n gross(i hate sperm actually)

but my friend did put the "mask" on her breast n her breast was so beautiful n no sag or feeding mom breast lookalike.i wonder how she can tahan lar

OMG! this is so disgusting... the smell of the sperm really beh tahan d still wanna put on my face ar? and venonea actually tried it! to u gal!! but if it really works......... hmm.... did anyone actually practice this..sperm as face mask? do share!

[big eyes 0]

I know this sounds very gross. Is it true that applying sperm on the skin is good?

I learn that sperm contains protein, zinc, amino acids and lots other stuff to provide a nutritive and protective medium for their journey to female reproductive tract. It believes that the same protective properties can help protect skin from harmful environment. It can help tighten the wrinkle skin and other natural substances that come with it can help aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bringing more nutrients to the skin.

I heard some girls told me about it long time ago and i do have a girl friend that actually applied on her whole face whenever she has sex with her bf, that's the only face mask she used. I dunno if she is making a fool of me but she does have a glowing complexion. If this is true, dont you think it is much better than spending a fortune on creams for face ?

I wanna know if anyone know something about this or/and been trying this and does it do any good?

I've done it. But once only..but i dun plan to do it again..cos when apply that time, i makes my skin feeling so tight, actually it feels like u apply egg white...

i dun feel comfortable, cos when i wana wash it, i saw my face redden already (i have very sensitive skin)..

seriously, i wont do it again...yik!

[Tr@cey 0]

Smells ok wat...

Think it smells quite nice as well

Maybe my bf got nice smell... haha

[suYUki 0]

I discuss about this "miracle face mask/cream" to my husband n he freak out.

Imagine, man has always or majority of them love the XXX videos of shooting their stuff onto woman/man's face/body etc and here is one of them getting gross out just bcoz i ask for some to put on my face.

ceh................

haha, agreed with you, though i never ask him before but then im sure he will feel gross about this kind of stuff.

im still doubt about it.

[jojoleo 0]

Wah.... sperm got so many functions. who really apply those.

[berryz 0]

I can't bring myself to do this

same here..

[ggfied 0]

Oh man.. I think it just smells too weird to be put on the face. And it's slimy and icky..

[dorlisa 0]

hahah tis is funny. I wonder how long should tis "special mask" stay on the fast to wash off? Or is it like those sleeping mask where u put till the nxt morning then u wash off? LOL

[Ryan08 0]

Sperm on the face?? Yucks.. Even i as a guy, i dun apply it to my skin and i kinda hate it when the sperm accidentally stick to my skin..

I don't think God created sperm for this purpose kua.. Ahahaa, i rather spend some cash to buy cosmetic than applying this "natural cosmetic"..

[dr3amygirl 0]

Eh I have allergy to seafood (prawn, lala, crab, lobster). So if he eats seafood will I get rashes on my face ar? Aiyoh how to go to work the next day lah? haha

[dr3amygirl 0]

Also, is that why guys don't age as fast as women? Maybe they secretly apply their own sperm to their face after ta fei kei

[jojoleo 0]

Sure boh? Good of thought

Also, is that why guys don't age as fast as women? Maybe they secretly apply their own sperm to their face after ta fei kei

[murdoc82 0]

I know this sounds very gross. Is it true that applying sperm on the skin is good?

I learn that sperm contains protein, zinc, amino acids and lots other stuff to provide a nutritive and protective medium for their journey to female reproductive tract. It believes that the same protective properties can help protect skin from harmful environment. It can help tighten the wrinkle skin and other natural substances that come with it can help aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bringing more nutrients to the skin.

I heard some girls told me about it long time ago and i do have a girl friend that actually applied on her whole face whenever she has sex with her bf, that's the only face mask she used. I dunno if she is making a fool of me but she does have a glowing complexion. If this is true, dont you think it is much better than spending a fortune on creams for face ?

I wanna know if anyone know something about this or/and been trying this and does it do any good?

errrr...seriously?

well...since there is no like proven study carried out to support it then i guess you cannot considered it to be true. coz the thing is the sperms kinda hardened when it dries up thus stretching your skin, giving the impression that it is improving your skin condition.

personally i think it is gross plus the sole purpose of us men producing it is for the purpose of reproduction and having childrens not as makeups

[pipom 0]

errrr...seriously?

well...since there is no like proven study carried out to support it then i guess you cannot considered it to be true. coz the thing is the sperms kinda hardened when it dries up thus stretching your skin, giving the impression that it is improving your skin condition.

personally i think it is gross plus the sole purpose of us men producing it is for the purpose of reproduction and having childrens not as makeups

well said hahaha cheers for that actually..=p

[flyboy 0]

the collection issue here reminds me of a jap porn challenge show I watched years ago where a girl was challenged to get sperm from a group of guys to fill up a big bottle within a given period of time...like 24 hours so she went and used all the applicable methods. The guys drank raw eggs, milk etc....it was tiring watching them....if any lady here is really serious about how she looks, well.....take a leaf

I am almost tempted to experiment myself and tell you all whether this is true but decided that I have good enough complexion. Let's be gentlemen and not put avion, clarins, YSL etc out of business.

[Tyrael 0]

Franky speaking as a guy, I think the sperm that we produce is kind of stink.

Sperm is used to make baby not used for any masking purpose. Lolx

[Rattie 0]

I tried that before with my husband. I don't think that's a good idea. It's always a fantasy for guys to cum on a girl's face but trust me, the girl will not feel as nice as it looks like. The smell of sperms is not pleasent and if the cum stay on the face too long (maybe to different people got different effect) I'll have acne and pimples the next day. To clean of the cum, you'll have to use cleanser somemore. So I don't really like the idea so much. =/

[bombshell 0]

the smell of sperm is depend on wat the guy consume. if he eats lotsa meat then the smell will be unpleasant.. if a guy who eats more vege and fruits and drinks lotsa water then the sperm will get less smelly.