dancer 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2006 i wanna die beside the love of my life, my soul mate...whoever God wants that person to be, it up to Him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mannchyun 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2006 An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devidea 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane. Edited September 18, 2006 by devidea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EroS 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. Edited October 1, 2006 by EroS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahton 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2006 While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elle 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happy1234 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2006 You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. urgh... I won't hurt animals... and... there is no squirrel in my neighbourhood these days... LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patricktee 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2006 (edited) While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections. Ha ha.... can tell pll that I die sweetly Edited November 16, 2006 by patricktee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarzY 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.Hahahahah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atomic 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2007 You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.mosquito.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quinieleong 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2008 you become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingengel 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WendyBlue 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u7590erm..... ok~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantopig 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2008 A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantopig 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2008 A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aster 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 (edited) with my english name:A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast. without my english name: While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. tried to see if it'll sound any better with different name typed latter came out worse than that of the formal Edited November 14, 2008 by Aster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaNdY89 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) omg!! mine is with eng name:You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days lately house gt many mosquitoes!!! without eng name:While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn. Edited November 30, 2008 by SaNdY89 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peach27 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites