neuroticmind 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2006 SayangDi suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....Si isteri bersuara, "Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, pas tu mula mengantuk semula.Beberapa ketika pas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu....abang selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Pas tu sambung tido balik.Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi maner tu?" Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi ..."HAHAHAHHA......................!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hiphopstar 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 LoL! isteri dah tua, tapi gatal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
audio 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 Hahahaha eheh ehem ermm well I wish could understand that joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
awexgiler 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 neuroticmind~ehere u got this lawak .. hahahahhahaha .. lawak sungguh .. audio~that's y u should learn malay .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stryker 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her andsaid I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you....but the girlsaid NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I?ll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult herboyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Herboyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Halfan hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whathappened......She said "The bastard used coins!!"Management lesson:Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to itand getting screwed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stryker 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 My BirthdayLast week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment."> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there............. On the couch................. Naked............... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
audio 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 Hahahahaaaa!!! tickling me ta death! hehe... I like the 1st most hehe...Anyway,.. nice joke dude!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MeLuvChocolates 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 SayangDi suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....Si isteri bersuara, "Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, pas tu mula mengantuk semula.Beberapa ketika pas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu....abang selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Pas tu sambung tido balik.Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi maner tu?" Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi ..."HAHAHAHHA......................!!!Love, On a cold night, in an average size room, on the bed..... a pair of aged husband and wife was going to sleep. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was horny that night. The wife said " Last time, you used to hold my hands when we were going to sleep." the husband, who is half awake graps her hands and then fall back asleep after a while, the wife said again," And then, you used to kiss me." he feeling disturbed, held his head and kiss her cheeks. he continue back to sleep. a few seconds later, she said "then ... u used to bite my neck"...Feeling angry and frustrated, he threw his blanket and rise from the bed. she ask " where are you going?"he angrily replied " I"M GOING TO GET MY TEETH!" hope it helps you to understnad the joke. pardon the grammar error ... damm funny ler. miang miang keladi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2006 Confusion in the Bathroom...A man is sitting down on a public toilet when suddenly, the guy in the stall next to him says:Hi, how are you??Um...fine,? answers the man.What are you up to?? asks the other guy.I'm traveling,? the man says hesitantly."Are you coming over soon?""Excuse me?"Mind if I stop over??What? ARE YOU CRAZY? Don't even think of coming over here!"Hey, I'll call you back,? says the other guy. ?The idiot in the next stall keeps talking to me.? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eLsie 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2006 One fine afternoon, after some hardwork , Chee the manager decided to buy KFC as the reward for his staff, and when he brought back and his staff start eating, someone came in and asked" wah, got KFC to eat, who buy?" The staff answered "Chee Buy Lah"...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites