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#1 neuroticmind

 

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 09:08 PM

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Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara, "Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, pas tu mula mengantuk semula.

Beberapa ketika pas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu....abang selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Pas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi maner tu?" Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi ..."

HAHAHAHHA......................!!!

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 10:08 AM

LoL! isteri dah tua, tapi gatal.

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Posted 25 July 2006 - 12:13 PM

Hahahaha eheh ehem ermm well I wish could understand that joke whistling.gif
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Posted 25 July 2006 - 07:34 PM

neuroticmind~ehere u got this lawak .. hahahahhahaha .. lawak sungguh .. laughing.gif lol1.gif

audio~that's y u should learn malay .. wink3.gif
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 08:24 AM

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you....but the girl
said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I?ll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her
boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even
be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half
an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......She said "The bastard used coins!!"


Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed!


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Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:08 AM

My Birthday


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very
well waking up that morning.


I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife
would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a present for me.


As it turned out, she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."


I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the
kids will remember.


My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a
word.


So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and
somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane
said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It
felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.


I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked
on my door and said, "You know, it's such
a
beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go out to lunch, just you and me."


I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!"


We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we
normally would go. We dined instead at a little
place with a private table. We had two martinis
each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On
the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go
back to the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in
mind?"


She said, "Let's go to my apartment.">


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to
me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going
to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be
right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple
of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday
cake. Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
Birthday".


And I just sat there.............


On the couch.................


Naked...............

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Posted 28 July 2006 - 10:08 AM

Hahahahaaaa!!! tickling me ta death! hehe... I like the 1st most hehe...
Anyway,.. nice joke dude!...
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 12:32 AM

QUOTE(neuroticmind @ Jul 24 2006, 09:08 PM) View Post

Sayang

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar, di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur. Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara, "Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido." Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, pas tu mula mengantuk semula.

Beberapa ketika pas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu....abang selalu cium saya." Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri. Pas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi, "Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......." Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi maner tu?" Dengan marah suaminya menjawab, "Nak gi amik gigi ..."

HAHAHAHHA......................!!!


Love,

On a cold night, in an average size room, on the bed..... a pair of aged husband and wife was going to sleep. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was horny that night.

The wife said " Last time, you used to hold my hands when we were going to sleep." the husband, who is half awake graps her hands and then fall back asleep

after a while, the wife said again," And then, you used to kiss me." he feeling disturbed, held his head and kiss her cheeks. he continue back to sleep.

a few seconds later, she said "then ... u used to bite my neck"...
Feeling angry and frustrated, he threw his blanket and rise from the bed.

she ask " where are you going?"

he angrily replied " I"M GOING TO GET MY TEETH!"

hope it helps you to understnad the joke. tongue.gif

pardon the grammar error ... sweatdrop.gif


damm funny ler. miang miang keladi lol1.gif

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Posted 17 August 2006 - 09:53 PM

Confusion in the Bathroom...

A man is sitting down on a public toilet when suddenly, the guy in the stall next to him says:

Hi, how are you??

Um...fine,? answers the man.

What are you up to?? asks the other guy.

I'm traveling,? the man says hesitantly.

"Are you coming over soon?"

"Excuse me?"

Mind if I stop over??

What? ARE YOU CRAZY? Don't even think of coming over here!"

Hey, I'll call you back,? says the other guy. ?The idiot in the next stall keeps talking to me.?



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Posted 17 August 2006 - 10:07 PM

One fine afternoon, after some hardwork , Chee the manager decided to buy KFC as the reward for his staff, and when he brought back and his staff start eating, someone came in and asked" wah, got KFC to eat, who buy?" The staff answered "Chee Buy Lah"......
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