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"There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative." - Clement Stone

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The Labour Party are attempting to make spinach edible by using the Men in Black to destroy every copy of Star Trek : The Motion Picture. They have cloned Captain Kirk in order to hypnotise chickens. The only way to stop them is to set off Excalibur to destroy their base on Mars and stop lusting after Pamela Anderson as this will explain warp theory.

Obviously, this will put you at risk of athletes foot but you can be sure that your actions will stop their evil schemes!

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_Monkey Conspiracy Number: 91

Templar Knights are attempting to end life on Earth by using big scary pink elephants to generate world wide panic. They have bought shares in Manchester United in order to make the Nazi's look sane. The only way to stop them is to hail Tony Blair as the Second Coming of Christ and put your trust in Buddha as this will explain why Scotland are shite (at rugby).

Obviously, this will put you at risk of a stubbed toe but you can be sure that your actions will save humanity!

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Do It With Ur GUT -_-

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