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Husbands & Wives I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?” Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous
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Just some joke i get sumwhere....... Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q. What's better than a rose on your piano? A. 2lips on your organ. Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. Dress her up as an alter boy Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period? A. A bloody waste of loveing time. Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A pounding sensation in the ass. Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor. Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? A. All it takes is one prick and its all over. Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute. Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists? A. Their shaky hands! Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming. Q. What's the difference between pink and purple? A. The grip! Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life? A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything! Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde? A: He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck. Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? A. None It should be open when she brings it to you. Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A. Whore's love everyone at the party, Bitches love everyone at the party except you. Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It works by changing your blood type!! Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out. Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye almost killed him! Q. What is the lightest thing in the world? A. A penis...even a thought can raise it. Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A. She wanted to mount the horse her way. Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor? A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?" Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife... A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery. Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches. Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A. A bandleader loves his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
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Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.
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One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA : Lamp Miss Singapore : Light bulb Miss Malaysia : LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lion Miss Singapore : Leopard Miss Malaysia : LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA: Lexus Miss Singapore : Lamborghini Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lemon Miss Singapore : Lychee Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lung (applause) Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause) Miss Malaysia : *LAN CIAU* The Judges fainted..!!!
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* HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning . l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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Thanks all for your contribution. Keep it coming
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Freddy: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka? Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo. Freddy: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem.. Ali: Apa problem? Freddy : Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ... Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo. Freddy: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka? Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut.. Freddy: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5?? Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa. Freddy: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers) Freddy: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau.. Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la.. Freddy: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... proton saga. bolo punya olang.. Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
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Hi all, I like to tell jokes. Do check it out under the jokes foreum. Adios. Wes
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Hi Everyone, I had added some jokes under the "Jokes forum". Feel free to enjoy it
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MAN LAWS We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" On Purpose! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry, absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY! 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ______________ ___________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
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BTW, when is the up-and-coming gathering?
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Dear all, I'm new to this community. Hope to join u all for any gatherings. Can count me in ah?
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Will girls like a guy who is older than you 10 years or more??
Wes replied to mandylwi's topic in Love and Relationships
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Warning - These jokes might be offensive to some. Pls do not get offended. THE ONE LINERS Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking ? Because all those men already have boyfriends. What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common ? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most. Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg ? Because they won't stop to ask directions. What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex ? "Are you done ?" What are the three words women hate to hear during sex ? "Honey, I'm home!" What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife ? 45 pounds. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband ? 45 minutes. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman ? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man ? $3.99 a minute. What is the definition of "making love" ? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her. What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down ? Married. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig ? A woman that won't do what she's told. How can you tell if your wife is dead ? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up. How can you tell if your husband is dead ? The sex is the same, but you get the remote. What's the difference between men and pigs ? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples ? They are Braille for "suck here". What's a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging. What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are. Why do husbands die before their wives ? They want to. Why do women have tits ? So men will talk to them. Why do women close their eyes during sex ? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Why were men given larger brains than dogs ? So they won't hump female legs at cocktail parties. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist What's the difference between your wife and your job ? After 5 years your job still sucks. Why are men are like public toilets ? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. What's the best thing about a blow job ? Ten minutes of silence. What is the definition of the perfect woman ? A deaf and dumb nympho whose father owns a pub. What do you call a woman with no asshole ? Divorced or single. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb ? You can unscrew a light bulb. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? It changes their blood type. What does a woman do with her asshole in the morning ? She makes him a sandwich and sends him to work. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? Breasts don't have eyes. How can you tell if your husband is sexually excited ? He's breathing. What do Kodak film have in common with condoms ? Both capture the moment. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning ? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why are brides dressed in white ? So they match the rest of the appliances. What do you do with 365 used condoms ? Re-cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year. Why is pubic hair always curly ? Otherwise it'll poke your eyes. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you. Why is the penis so depress ? His best friends are two nuts who live next to an asshole. What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vagina? A woman. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, with a ten inch penis ? Partially disabled. What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant ? Her legs. What's the difference between worry and panic ? About 28 days. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't ? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator. Why do tampons have strings ? So you can floss after eating. What's the ultimate rejection ? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. What is the biggest problem for an atheist during sex ? She's not suppose to yell "Oh God, I'm ..." How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups ? Tell her she's pregnant. How do you get a nun pregnant ? Dress her up as an altar boy. Why do women wear tampons when they skydive ? So they don't whistle on the way down. What is a man's worst nightmare ? Dolly Parton bottle feeding him. Which came first ? The chicken or the egg ? Neither. Bill Clinton came first. What is the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it. How do you determine the sex of your (computer) mouse? If there's a "pad" underneath, it's female. What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer ? The taste. What can you assume when you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement ? Someone ran out of cement. What will it take to reunite Nirvana ? Two more bullets. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students? "Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once". What's the difference between meeting Bill Clinton and the Pope ? When you meet the Pope you only get down on one knee. Why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S.A ? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a "wound" it closed. What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ? Both are made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with. What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie ? "Honey, I Blew The Kids" Why was Michael Jackson so excited when he first heard about Boyz II Men? He thought it was a home delivery service. How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb ? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color. Is it hard to spot the blind guy in a nudist colony ? It's not hard. How did the blind girl burned the side of her face ? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other side ? Same guy called back. How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper ? The tongue's still in the envelope. What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar ? "May I push in your stool ?" Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank ? He got caught drinking on the job. What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog ? "It's true, we really do taste like chicken." What do you give the blonde that has everything ? Penicillin. What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs ? Nice tits! What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common ? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy ? The blonde has the higher sperm count. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. What do you do when an Irish throws a hand grenade at you ? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do when an Irish throws a pin at you ? Run like hell...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth! Why did the Irish ice factory close down ? They lost the recipe. Why did the group of Irish stare at the carton of orange juice? It said "concentrate". Why don't cannibals eat Irish people ? The last time they threw one in the cooking pot, he ate all the potatoes. Why don't cannibals eat clowns ? They taste funny.
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MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS American Spaceman is called Astronaut Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese. Najib interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?" Muthu replied: "Ten million ringgit." "Why so much?" asks Najib. "Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu. "That's understandable," says Najib. "Thank you.. Please ask the Malay guy to come here," So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. "Alamak!...20 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate. "Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only ten million." "You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!" "I see," says D.Najib. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?" The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "30 million." Najib appears shocked. "What?!? 30 million! Why so much?" Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million, and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!" And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....
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More jokes for my MB community.... A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam(Age 2 was having trouble with one of her students.) The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree. Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy., after a moment "Legs." Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy.: "Pockets." Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy.: Shake hands Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy.: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy.: Wedding Ring Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy.: SURNAME Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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Anybody wish to share jokes, pls feel free to post it here. Let me start with one lame joke. Why is 8 afraid of 7? B,coz seven ate nine.
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In today's ever changing world, a man of that genre is consider OK-lah for me. I'm speaking from a man's perspective BTW.
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Sometimes, life is unfair, just like what had happen to me in the past 2 weeks, u dun wanna know. But i guess, GOD has plans for everyone. Just keep the faith and stay strong in difficult times like these. Eventually, things will be forgotten and life will get better. Good luck
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Don't worry too much, true love will come eventually? Good luck
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He have no reason to love you but not your family. I mean, i've been with a girl previously for 5 years and her family is not your typical family. But i still treat them like mine. However, we seldom contact each other now since the relationship is over. A mature man will love your family. Good luck though.
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In Volatile times like these, preserving your capital is still the best choice. Unless you are a risk taker, by all right go ahead and buy stocks now as some of the counters is darn cheap.