处男上厕所小便与非处男是完全不同的。急急忙忙地冲进厕所，还没有走拢小便池就憋不住了，掏出家伙就洒，小便如消防战士的高压水龙头，喷在对面的墙壁上，反弹回来还把自己的头发淋成落汤鸡的，是处男。反之，慢吞吞地蹩进厕所，左顾右盼地走拢小便池，伸一只手在裤裆里掏啊掏啊，如同粗心的主妇在大提包里找钥匙，找了半分钟才找到自己的工具，然后就站在那里一动不动，仿佛在思考一道世界难题，待一起进厕所去大便的人都已经结束时，他才自己给自己吹着口哨小便出来。脸都要贴到墙上去了，腰都快弯成弓了，可收工的时候，发现还是不争气地把自己的棉鞋给打湿了，这绝对是非处男。
　　
2、处男一般不会当着女孩子的面赤裸上身，更不会穿条大裆短裤在街上闲逛，只喜欢穿着紧绷绷的上衣显示胸大肌。非处男就不同了，天气稍微一热，就迫不及待地把自己的上衣扒掉，生怕别人看不见他故掉肚的奶油似的，看见有女孩子从面前经过，还要把奶油肚皮一晃一晃的作肉海翻腾状。
　　
3、进大澡堂洗澡时，处男会在腰上系一条毛巾遮住羞处，洗澡时一般都很害羞地把背对着大家，却又很注意地看其他男人的羞处，然后小心地与自己的对比。非处男就大咧咧地裸着进来，下面的东东左摇右晃，如同挂在腰上的水烟袋却浑然不知。说他不知，他却在跟别人说话的时候，有意无意地用指头去拨弄几下，仿佛是在逗一只鹦鹉。
　　
4、有医学书证明，在男孩子的手臂关节内侧，往手掌方向大约一寸左右的地方，有一道类似于刀痕或手指甲划痕的线，一般都很明显，这就是所谓的处男线了。如果有过性生活，这条线就会消失，如同处女的守宫砂一样，很科学，识别方法也很简单，广大妇女同志只要把男孩子的手臂抬起来一看，就什么也清楚

5、处男见了美女眼睛发直，目光会盯在美女脸上几秒钟后，立即转到自己的鞋面上去。非处男见了美女眼睛发亮，目光在美女脸上停留十几秒钟后，立即转到美女的胸部，然后，眼睛就会在美女的脸、胸、腰、腿上来回巡视。 　　

6、处男看见美女高耸着胸迎面而来，会下意识地捂住自己的下身倒退几步，胆小的还有转身逃跑的征兆。非处男看见美女高耸着胸迎面而来，会流着哈喇子说：哇！好象一双大眼睛在瞪我啊！

7、处男不会从晾晒女人的胸罩内裤下面穿过。非处男不仅要穿过，还要用手把挡着头的胸罩给拨开。非处男多次的男人还会望着胸罩讪笑说：好大的包二奶工具啊！

8、如果是处男，你拉着他的手，他的下身就会有反应。如果是非处男，你就是拉着他的下身，他的反应也迟钝得象中国队射门。

9、处男与女孩子拥抱是躬着腰的；非处男与女孩子拥抱是挺着腰的。 　
　
10、处男在卖卫生巾的地方会手脚无措，面红如枣。非处男在卖卫生巾的地方，会悠哉悠哉地看品牌与价格，然后给女友建议买加厚型还是加宽型。

11、处男与女孩子发生性关系前，会先上床钻进被窝；非处男与女孩子发生性关系前，会先钻进卫生间洗澡。 　　

12、处男不会用避孕工具，非处男用得很娴熟。

13、处男与女孩子发生性关系后会沉默甚至哭泣；非处男与女孩子发生性关系后会大笑，笑完后说：妹妹，我们又来一起锻炼身体吧。

14、处男在网上显得特别老道，特别下流。非处男在网上显得特别害羞，特别文雅。 　
　
15、处男喜欢看黄色网站上的裸体图片，非处男喜欢看黄色网站上的色情文章。

16、处男喜欢上两性地带，非处男喜欢上情感世界。

hmm how come when i'm still a virgin, I'm not like that?

err...fred...can help translate to english...? i dun understand... i really wana know wat's d article about~

Anyone kind enough to translate? I cant get the whole article ... thanks

me too...i dunno how to read chinese although i can speak chinese... hai~ malu only

Yen I am with you ... Give me a FIVE!

yeah~

Hahaha i am not sure is this true~

but this sure is funny~~

hahahaah

d article sounds juicy... someone plz translate into english b4 i die

this is really true ah?? haha...

yen yun and peach gal, this is an article talking about male virgin and not virgin every situation. going to toilet to pee, bath and etc... funny....

translated from babel fish....

lots of error though... hope u can understand.... i certainly cannot understand sum of those...

Place male gets up the restroom urination and non- place male is completely different. Hurriedly flushes the restroom, but also has not walked gathers together the urinal not to be able to hold in, pulls out the fellow to sprinkle, the urinative like fire prevention soldier's high-pressured water cock, spurts on the opposite wall, the resilience comes back also drenches own hair the drenched chicken, is place male. Otherwise, sluggishly limps the restroom, glances right and left to walk gathers together the urinal, extends a hand to pull out in the pants crotch pulls out, is similar to the careless housewife to look for the key in the big handbag, looked for half minute only then to find own tool, then in there was motionless on the station, when in the ponder together world difficult problem, treated as if enters the restroom to go together the people which bowel movement all already finished, he only then own for oneself blow the whistling urination to come out. The face all had to paste to the wall came up, the waist all quick curved became the bow, might stop work for the day, discovered or does not make every effort to succeed for has moistened own cotton-wadded shoes, this absolute right and wrong place male. 2nd, place male generally cannot work as girl's surface naked upper body, cannot put on the strip big crotch short to stroll on the street, only likes putting on the coat demonstration chest big muscle which ties tight stretches. Non- place male has been different, a weather slightly heat, impatiently digs up own coat, for fear that the others cannot see him therefore to fall the stomach the cream to resemble, sees to have the girl to pass through from the front, but also must as soon as shake the cream belly does the meat sea tuck dive shape. 3rd, enters when the big bathhouse takes a bath, place male can on the waist be a towel blocks from shaming place, takes a bath when generally all very shy is treating the back everybody, actually very much pays attention looks at other men's shaming place, then carefully and own contrast. Non- place male negligently bare is coming in, the under east east left swings right shakes, is similar to hangs Shui Yandai actually quite the same as did not know on the waist. Said he did not know, he actually in speaks with the others, unintentionally with the finger provokes several, is as if is teasing a parrot. 4th, has the medicine book to prove that, in boy's arm joint inside, toward a palm of the hand direction about inch about place, has is similar together delimits the mark to 刀痕 or the fingernail the line, all very is generally obvious, this was the so-called place male line. If has had the sex life, this coarse thread can vanish, is similar to the maiden 守宫 the granulated substance to be same, very scientific, recognition method also very simple, womens in general comrade so long as lifts boy's arm as soon as looked, any also is clear 5th, place male saw the beautiful woman eye to straighten, item could only stare at after the beautiful woman face several seconds, changed to own instep to come up immediately. Non- place male saw the beautiful woman eye to shine, the vision paused several seconds after the beautiful woman face, changed to beautiful woman's chest immediately, then, the eye could in on beautiful woman's face, the chest, the waist, the leg back and forth patrol. 6th, place male sees the beautiful woman to stand tall and erect the chest front surface to come, to meet subconscious 捂 lives own lower part of the body to back up several steps, is timid indication which also has turns around to escape. Non- place male sees the beautiful woman to stand tall and erect the chest front surface to come, can flow 哈喇子 was saying: Ha! Resembles a pair of big eye in 瞪 me! 7th, place male cannot from dry in the sun exposes to the sun under woman's bra underpants to pass through. Non- place male not only must pass through, but also must use the handle to keep off the head bra for to open out. The non- place male many times man also can look the bra to ridicule that, Very big package two milks tools! 8th, if is place male, you are holding his hand, his lower part of the body can have the response. If right and wrong place male, you on are pulling his lower part of the body, his response is also slow looks like the Chinese team to shoot. 9th, place male and the girl hug is 躬 the waist; Non- place male and the girl hug is very the waist. 10th, place male is selling the sanitary napkin the place to meet the hands and feet not to handle, blushes like the jujube. Non- place male is selling the sanitary napkin the place, can 悠哉悠哉 looked the brand and the price, then for the girlfriend suggested buys adds or widening thick. 11th, place male has in front of the sexual relationship with the girl, can first go to bed sneaks in the bedding; Non- place male has in front of the sexual relationship with the girl, can first sneak in the bathroom to take a bath. 12th, place male cannot use the contraceptive tool, non- place male uses very much adeptly. 13th, place male has the sexual relationship after the girl to be able to silence even sobs; Non- place male has the sexual relationship after the girl to be able to laugh, after smiles said that, The younger sister, we come to exercise the body together. 14th, place male on-line appears the specially old road, is specially obscene. Non- place male on-line appears, specially is specially shy elegant. 15th, place male likes looking in the decadent website the naked picture, non- place male likes looking at in the decadent website the pornographic article. 16th, place male likes the amphoteric region, non- place male likes the emotion world.

Is tis really true? Can tell the difference?